I was thinking about buying a new car, but with the price of fuel and the monthly payments I'm considering Whole Body Teleportation. John St. Clair has filed a patent application with the US Patents Office. The application describes the whole thing, with diagrams, and how the inventor experienced the effect first-hand.

United States Patent Application: 0060071122 (link opens in new window) is a triumph. I'm convinced. Either that or Mr St Clair is smoking his own sun-dried underwear. Make your own mind up.

And why is it that the USPO site is such a pile of poop technically? I thought the US was THE place for technology and innovation. This site is the very poorest combination of the two.

 John Quincy St.Clair lives in San Juan, Peurto Rico.